Whore of Babylon

Hi, my name is Shannon,
and my spirit animal is probably road kill.

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designerloser replied to your post“i am so fucking sexually frustrated, and even if i knew where my…”

aw you poor thing. wish I could help you out.
i’m pretty sure the only way to help me right now is to pin thaddeus, the raging cock sore, down and slap him with a fucking haddock or some shit, and ask him if he’s intentionally being a worthless little used condom, or if it’s really just a personality trait he was born with.
because god damnit, i’m wondering if this is all worth it at this point.
unless you mean help me out in bed, cause i’m not opposed to you coming down here. even just to cuddle.

i am so fucking sexually frustrated, and even if i knew where my boyfriend was, i’m not sober enough to drive to get fucked (even if he wanted to touch me tonight), this is so distressing

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